#imagine you’re about to take a big bit out of your burrito or some shit #and then suddenly there’s this dude in a trenchcoat standing next to you #and then he bitch slaps the burrito out of your hand and turns out all of that chicken and cheese you packed in there #and you can only watch as he flaps out the tortilla and checks both sides #’My apologies.’ he drops the tortilla in your hand getting sour cream all over your favorite shirt #’What the fuck are you doing?’ #’I’m looking for god.’ #’I JUST WANTED TO EAT MY FUCKING BURRITO’
(Source: zcastiel)
